I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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