Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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