In the future we'll all be gay
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
