i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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