He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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