Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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