Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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