so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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