weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
You have to summon your inner elephant
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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