Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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