I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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