all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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