well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Man, jail baloney is awful.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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