omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
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