no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
that may or may not have been my penis.
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