Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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