It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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