Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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