We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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