Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
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