I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
