theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
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