doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Tornado booty call.. dedication
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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