i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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