the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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