quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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