I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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