why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
its liver damage thursday
His nipple licking is glorious
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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