I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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