you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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