Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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