You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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