Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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