No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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