he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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