he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
True college students do jello shots in the library
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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