love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
