The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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