If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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