i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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