Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Dick very happy bro
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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