I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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