I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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