I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
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