Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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