i think my mom watched the whole time
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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