Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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