What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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