Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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