I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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